1. “Lifetime is wifetime” (I swear this channel is only flipped past during the time the announcer is saying those words.)
2. that cash cab is funny and educational.
3. they now think that wife swap is a good show to watch – I swear I only watched two episodes of the show and not even the entire episode of either!
4. that throwing pillows is a fantastic game.
5. how many coins make either .75 or .95 (the cost of the snacks in the vending machine)
6. how to prop a door open with a trash can (okay, doesn’t take a lot to know this, but when do you need that knowledge otherwise?)
7. playing nintendo ds under the bed in the complete dark is the awesomest thing ever.